I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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