I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
