every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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