why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Walk of Shame today included voting.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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