Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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