I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think your dad took our porno
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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