youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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