Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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