As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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