Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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