we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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