ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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