You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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