found the other keg... it's in the tree
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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