So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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