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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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