Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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