I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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