what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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