i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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