How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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