I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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