Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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