This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
we should paint friendship bongs
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