Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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