so that wasnt chicken after all
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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