I wish my penis had an off switch
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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