No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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