Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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