There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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