I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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