we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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