He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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