Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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