If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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