it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The air taste purple.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
