just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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