Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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