She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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