on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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