so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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