and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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