She said her name was "party"
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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