i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
