Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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