They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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