spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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