your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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