My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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