we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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